The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Quotes
Even I get in the mood for that stuff now and then. I am a healthy girl, my body has its urges. But I won't let a momentary slip up leave me with a burden.
That's classified information.
I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!
Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgment. Like a mental illness.
Then I'll tell everyone at school that all you geeks ganged up on her and ed her.
It's exactly what the SOS Brigade needs! We need something like a mysterious transfer student!
I am not referring to the absence of universally accepted personality traits. What I mean is literal, that Haruhi and I are not like other organic lifeforms such as yourself.
Listen! This isn't fun and games! You mess around and I'll kill ya!
*to Kyon* I'm getting bored and just fed up watching something that doesn't seem to be changing at all. That's why...I'm going to kill you and see how Miss Suzumiya reacts.
Stop kidding around! You're gonna hurt someone with that! Even if that's a rubber knife, you're scaring the hell out of me!
You think it's a joke? Huh. You don't want to die? You don't want me to kill you? I'm sorry, but I just don't understand the concept of death regarding organic lifeforms.
Oh please, won't you just give up? You're going to die no matter what, so let me kill you.
You know, Kyon...have you ever realized just how insignificant your existence on this planet really is?
If there's really that many people in the world, then there had to be someone who wasn't ordinary. There had to be someone who was living an interesting life. There just had to be. Why wasn't I that person?
Sometimes I get the feeling that we're all just a bunch of clowns standing on our tiptoes at the edge of a great abyss.
Be happy, boys. I'm the woman in your group.